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1 Stupid fairy tale. on Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:26 pm

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so instead of working on my nano story I wrote a stupid as fuck thing because I only fo srs things
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Her world was one of rainbows and lollipops and butterflies. Until one day a big bad wolf came along and ate all of her porridge and pigs and knocked down her doll house. She cried and cried and screamed bloody murder. She picked up a butchers knife and sliced of his ears while cackling manicly. "Thats what you get when you mess with the baddest bitch in the hood!" She exclaimed and yanked off her disguise. Revealing that she was actually that punk little red riding bitch. Suddenly goldilocks showed up and was a like "Whaddup hoe heard you ate my porridge." She smirked and pulled out a handgun and blew the big bad wolfs brains out. Out of no where the 3 bears showed up,glaring at goldie they said "Heard you where being a hypocritical piece of shit." as the encroached upon her they pulled back there paws about to strike when snow white began singing her animal mind control song and the immediatly stopped and began cleaning the house up. Snow white cackled manically and chilled back on the couch when hansel and gretel walked in asking how to get the fuck back home because a stupid dog at there bread trail.Huppdey dumpty fell off the roof and he died. Then they all lived happily after in cinderellas castle. Afterwards the hills where alive with the sound of goddamn music. Then the wub machine droped the base and everyone went to a rave and got super strung out on drugs.

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2 Re: Stupid fairy tale. on Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:42 pm

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"Whaddup hoe heard you ate my porridge."
jESUS CHRIST I AM CHOKING

3 Re: Stupid fairy tale. on Sat Nov 09, 2013 5:59 pm

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This is literally one of the best things
The best

4 Re: Stupid fairy tale. on Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:03 pm

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Aww thankies guys. Hehe Like can this be my legacy.

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